I Hate Winter

So, most of my family loves winter and snow, but I absolutely hate it. Guess that makes me a heretic, but at least hell is warm 🙂

Seriously, I live in Utah, and I love it most of the time, but freezing friggin cold and snow are my least favorite part by far. It takes Utah folk weeks to remember how to drive in the snow. I mean, seriously, it’s a sad day when the Texan can drive in snow better than the life long Utardish.

And as to the bitter stinkin cold, seriously, whats the point? If I had any money I’d pack up and move to Costa Rica. Screw winter. Probably what the east coast folk are saying about now. Someone needs to dip Jack Frost in hot chocolate, melt his icy ass, and get this over with…

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