So, while I live in Utah, I am most certainly not a Utard. I am from Texas. I say fork, and creek. I am capable of driving the correct speed, and can pass flashing lights without slowing to look. I am aware of my surroundings, and do not contemplate the next life while driving in this one. Utardish drivers suck, hands down.
Sometimes I swear. Damn. I go to church most Sundays, but not all. I don’t pretend to be perfect, because I’m not. My life does not revolve around the opinions of others. Neither does my self worth.
It’s better not to live it than to pretend to live it. Hyposcrisy sucks.
Too many members of the Mormon church have failed to learn the lessons of Christ’s day and age. The Saducees and the Pharisees behaved exactly the same way. They were more concerned about the appearance of being righteous than actually being righteous. Power and appearance were where their hearts were. They knew very well who Christ was, and yet the changes he proposed would have, in their minds, robbed them of the power and image they had so carefully hoarded. We all know how that ended…
The point is, while I love my religion, I do not like Utah. Too many people “posing for the camera”. Living my life right, saving my own soul, is a full-time job. When I get that one down, then I’ll worry about everyone else. Remember the motes and the beams folks.
But seriously, the one thing that MUST change, the thing I detest most…the driving. I love to drive, but I HATE stupid drivers. 9 out of 10 Utah drivers are completely oblivious to the speed limit, have no idea what turn signals are, and think merging and slowly drifting from lane to lane are the same thing.
My time is precious. Please don’t waste my time. If you are too old or too stupid to drive, just don’t do it. More people die from cars than guns, and we actually regulate guns. Any moron can get a car.
I refuse to learn, drive or be Utardish.
So let it be written, so let it be done.